wee, wee all the way home...
by the way...Blogger has a personal vendetta against me and won't let me do ANYTHING...like post on my blog or comment on yours...but, we are working this out and soon I will convince Blogger that this relationship is just gonna have to change...
so, I was supposed to be writing seriousness and asking y'all for advice, but, fuck that...I'm in a state of avoidance...so, I'll be getting back to my problem, later...
instead...let us talk...
FETISH
recently, I admitted to my co-workers I have a foot fetish...
no, I don't do this (though I can!)...
and I don't need this to get off...
and I don't have the need to do this (but she seems very talented...actually, I've never even tried this, so it looks like I have another thing added to my "things to try before I die" list)...
no...I just LOVE feet...(it's really nonsexual...I was arguing with one co-worker that the term "fetish" is more about an obsession or fascination which can be sexual)
what is there to like?
well...
little sausage toes
painted nails
small patches of toe hair
rough heels
large arches
stinky sweetness (I've only met a few feet that were too odoriferous)
long nails
bunions, blisters and calluses
giving foot massages (I have this amazing mint oil that feels sooo goood)
cracking toes (other people's-not mine)
pedicures
I KNOW it's gross!!! that is why I'm weird and have weird fetishes...I think my preoccupation started with my brother...he was born with slightly deformed feet...his pinky toes are completely turned sideways and curl over the toes next to them...when we were little, I'd grab the toes and try and "straighten" them...I'd even yell at them, telling them they were pointed the wrong way...as my brother got older, he'd just slap me away...last year, while drunk in Las Vegas, he broke one of the pinky toes, and, in the healing process, it corrected itself...I asked him if he can "feel" the difference...he replied "yes" and that he doesn't like it straight...
so, it didn't occur to me that I had any real sexual fetish...until last night at work...
I was handing a man his change, when I noticed his hands...they were nice and well proportioned, but extremely dirty...they were black under the finger nails...the kind of dirt that is always there, even after a good long scrubbing...which, kinda got me excited, because I knew he probably worked with his hands and they were probably rough and hard and thick-skinned...and, I couldn't wait to touch them as I gave him his money...I was ecstatic that they were more coarse and rugged then I'd thought as I brushed them with my fingers...
so, what makes this sexual???
everytime I come across a pair of hands I like, I fantasize about them touching me...specifically, my breasts...rubbing my soft skin...cupping my boobs...pinching my nipples...
(ok...I know this looks very "breast examination"ish...but, I couldn't find any pictures of hands that I kinda liked touching titties...and, then I got distracted with another porn site and I decided to end my search)
back to my point...I picture detached hands fondling me...just hands...no owner (in fact, I really wasn't attracted to the guy last night...just his dirty-boy hands)...
where did this one originate??? I've got no idea...but, I've obsessed with hands since I was little...which might explain my love of Auguste Rodin (the only museum I enjoyed visiting in Paris was an old house full of his works...my family ditched me there because 2 hours was not enough time for me)...
*sigh*
anyways, when I told my co-workers about the dirty-boy hands, they weren't surprised...only because I like manly men...all gruff and stuff...and, one of the gay boys told me the nastiest/dirtiest he could go was Johnny Knoxville...
my reply???
I would do a bukkake porn with the whole cast of CKY/Jackass...
yeah, the pervesion continues...sorry...I'm a dirty gurl with a big imagination...
but seriously, have you ever seen anything sooo f-ing precious?
so, I was supposed to be writing seriousness and asking y'all for advice, but, fuck that...I'm in a state of avoidance...so, I'll be getting back to my problem, later...
instead...let us talk...
FETISH
recently, I admitted to my co-workers I have a foot fetish...
no, I don't do this (though I can!)...
and I don't need this to get off...
and I don't have the need to do this (but she seems very talented...actually, I've never even tried this, so it looks like I have another thing added to my "things to try before I die" list)...
no...I just LOVE feet...(it's really nonsexual...I was arguing with one co-worker that the term "fetish" is more about an obsession or fascination which can be sexual)
what is there to like?
well...
little sausage toes
painted nails
small patches of toe hair
rough heels
large arches
stinky sweetness (I've only met a few feet that were too odoriferous)
long nails
bunions, blisters and calluses
giving foot massages (I have this amazing mint oil that feels sooo goood)
cracking toes (other people's-not mine)
pedicures
I KNOW it's gross!!! that is why I'm weird and have weird fetishes...I think my preoccupation started with my brother...he was born with slightly deformed feet...his pinky toes are completely turned sideways and curl over the toes next to them...when we were little, I'd grab the toes and try and "straighten" them...I'd even yell at them, telling them they were pointed the wrong way...as my brother got older, he'd just slap me away...last year, while drunk in Las Vegas, he broke one of the pinky toes, and, in the healing process, it corrected itself...I asked him if he can "feel" the difference...he replied "yes" and that he doesn't like it straight...
so, it didn't occur to me that I had any real sexual fetish...until last night at work...
I was handing a man his change, when I noticed his hands...they were nice and well proportioned, but extremely dirty...they were black under the finger nails...the kind of dirt that is always there, even after a good long scrubbing...which, kinda got me excited, because I knew he probably worked with his hands and they were probably rough and hard and thick-skinned...and, I couldn't wait to touch them as I gave him his money...I was ecstatic that they were more coarse and rugged then I'd thought as I brushed them with my fingers...
so, what makes this sexual???
everytime I come across a pair of hands I like, I fantasize about them touching me...specifically, my breasts...rubbing my soft skin...cupping my boobs...pinching my nipples...
(ok...I know this looks very "breast examination"ish...but, I couldn't find any pictures of hands that I kinda liked touching titties...and, then I got distracted with another porn site and I decided to end my search)
back to my point...I picture detached hands fondling me...just hands...no owner (in fact, I really wasn't attracted to the guy last night...just his dirty-boy hands)...
where did this one originate??? I've got no idea...but, I've obsessed with hands since I was little...which might explain my love of Auguste Rodin (the only museum I enjoyed visiting in Paris was an old house full of his works...my family ditched me there because 2 hours was not enough time for me)...
*sigh*
anyways, when I told my co-workers about the dirty-boy hands, they weren't surprised...only because I like manly men...all gruff and stuff...and, one of the gay boys told me the nastiest/dirtiest he could go was Johnny Knoxville...
my reply???
I would do a bukkake porn with the whole cast of CKY/Jackass...
yeah, the pervesion continues...sorry...I'm a dirty gurl with a big imagination...
but seriously, have you ever seen anything sooo f-ing precious?
sucked off by bou at 11:37 AM
6 urban legends:
I love little baby feet and hands. I can’t stop kissing my sons cheeks (face not ass) they are just so soft and cute. Sometimes before bath time before I plunge him into the water we lrt him run around naked. He looks so cute sprinting room to room like a little flasher.
I think most girls like manly men. I am lucky there are girls who like short 5’8” skinny feminine framed guys like me. I would be all alone in this scary little world.
In high school I tried sucking on my girlfriends toes and she accidentally kicked me in my nuts! Well she felt guilty so she let me have a go at her toes. She liked it!! She liked it so much she would let me suck them anytime I wanted too!!
I'm sorry to hear about your nuts...that always sucks...
but, BM, I've seen your pictures...you're not a feminine man (trust me...I KNOW lots of pretty boys)...and, all my girlfriends like the metrosexuals...I do not...I like dirty, yucky, stinky, hairy testosterone...boys prettier than me are scary...which works out awesome because I never have to cat fight over flirting with the guys I like...
I can't wait to have my own kids...they're gonna run buck wild naked everywhere...all the time
That’s true I am definitely not a pretty boy!!!
yay! I can comment..I was reading you hunny, I just couldnt get the window to open..
My ex husband had a foot fetish...my feet never looked bettr..he treeated them like china , massaging, oiling, kissing, painting them...several times a week. I kinda miss it cuz you know how hard it is to paint your own toenails...and then my next relation ship had a "listening to women pee" fetish..I am sure it is more than that, but i never wanted to frind out.
Thanks for the kind words on my blog...you guys are the best..
xox
I too have a foot fetish, and a hand fetish, but I can't say a detached hand touching my breast fetish? hmmm...very interesting...
Not freaky weird but interesting...
I was browsing the web for fetish resources and found this blog. I love when
my wife gives me a footjob, it's amazing feeling! I lick her dirty feet very
often. There's a nice adult site at http://pantyhose-feet-pictures.com with this kind of pictures and
movies - take a look for pantyhose pictures and more.
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